Pirate Jokes for Kids
How much did the pirate pay for his earrings? A buck an ear! We hear that one all the time at Pirate Adventures in Annapolis, where kids love telling their favorite pirate jokes before setting sail on the Sea Gypsy or celebrating a swashbuckling pirate birthday party. Kids LOVE to tell jokes, so we laugh loudly every time a five-year-old runs up to our front desk with their latest pirate joke.especially during our kids birthday parties, where pirate jokes, big laughs, and over-the-top excitement are kind of our thing.
It’s spring, finally, and we are getting ready to welcome a new crew of little mates on board the Sea Gypsy. We thought we would assemble a few of our favorite pirate jokes for kids to get everyone ready for pirate season. Come out and join us this season for a Pirate Adventure filled with pirate puns!
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The play on the word AAAARGH is endless when it comes to pirate jokes:
What kind of socks does a pirate wear? AAAARGHYLE
Why didn’t the pirate go to the movies? Because it was rated AAAAARGH
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet? AAAARGH
What are pirate’s afraid of? The DAAAARGHK
Where do pirate’s park their ships? The HAAAARGHBOR
What’s a pirate’s favorite food? BAAAARGH B Q
What is a pirate’s favorite subject? AAAAAART
Riddles
Why does it take a pirate so long to learn the alphabet? Because they get stuck at “c”
Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? Because he was standing on the deck
What’s a pirates favorite kind of fish? A GOLDfish
What did the pirate say when he crashed his ship into an iceberg? Shiver Me Timbers!
How do pirates make their money? By Hook or by Crook
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs? Rookie!
How much does a pirate’s treasure cost? An arm and a leg
Why don’t pirates get hungry when shipwrecked on an island? Because of all the sand which is there
What is a pirate’s favorite kind of cookie? Ship’s Ahoy!
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Garden
Garden who?
Garden the treasure
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Scally
Scally who?
Scallywag!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Turner
Turner who?
Turner round there’s a pirate behind you!
More pirate jokes
Want more pirate jokes for kids? Check out this website: jokesbykids.com and find pirate jokes written by kids, like this classic “Where do pirates go to the bathroom? The poopdeck!”
Other websites with pirate jokes collections
piratejokes.net
enchantedlearning.com
history-for-kids.com
If you are looking for more things to do in Annapolis with kids, our family pirate cruises bring these jokes to life on the water.
Have fun telling pirate jokes with your kids and we hope to see you at Pirate Adventures this season, bring us your original pirate jokes – we can’t wait to hear them!
Don’t forget to leave a comment below and share your favorite pirate jokes for kids with us.